i never have my sword when i need it

today, during a short break in my ed psych class, i decided to venture beyond the basement of the education building and eat my snack (peanut butter crackers) outside. leaving class, i turned a few corners, and found myself in a dark hallway. at the end of the hallway was a dimly lit exit sign...so i went toward the light. i got to the door, and saw a very small amount of daylight coming through the dirty window. But, as the door was unlocked, i opened it, and found myself at the foot of a very damp, littered and otherwise forgotten-looking stairway. however - success! i was at least outside. so i tiptoed up the stairs, avoiding the slimy green puddles; finally i reachedsd the top. and what do i find? a bush. i'm met by a big, shaggy bush, blocking my exit to the real world.

i've been playing zelda for a week straight. what do you do when nature blocks your way in zelda? hack it down with your sword. what do i do in the real world? climb over it.

this is a moment in which i was really really REALLY glad no one was around. because i did, in fact, climb over the bush...but i was wearing sandals that fall off with the slightest provocation and a long, flowy skirt that likes to settle a bit to low on my hips. my shoe fell off, causing me to lose my balance, causing me to step on my skirt, causing me to expose much of my ass to the outside world. by the time i untangled myself and made myself presentable again...it was time to find a *REAL* entrance to the building and go back to class. i ate my crackers in disgruntled silence.

the end.
~DsA